Fakes On A Plane

I'm sorry, but this story is just too funny to pass up...

Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother
desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to
Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an
object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said
Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

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