USB Desktop Tanning Center

Do you wanna get the jump on your summer tan? Get the USB Desktop Tanning center that is designed to use while working on your computer.

Two lighting units attach to either side of your monitor. It comes with eyeball cover thingies! $25

In the time it took me to blog this I could have had a luscious golden tan!

(OK, so it's still April. You're not a fool. You can get nabbed again by checking out the George Foreman USB iGrill)